hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
they should teach how to take a good selfie in school
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it